Did some digging around some in boxes and found this HUGE thing. You could possibly use it as a boat sail or a parachute* or to just keep warm in winter. It’s a brand new, never worn before 2XL longsleeve from 2015, re-live the glory days of FILTH and other huge events where a sea of rats were seen in their colours.
*I am not liable for any dumb choices you make with this shirt, these are meerly suggestions. Sky dive at your own risk.